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hello everyone and welcome to star wars

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empire at war

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a real-time strategy game that was

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released originally in 2006 i'm playing

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it right now on my mac

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i will be the empire

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and i will be up against your rebellion

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dealing with han solo and luke skywalker

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and all those crazy characters

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uh i will be uh making some poor

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strategic decisions by immediately using

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the emperor and darth vader on the front

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lines sending them right into the heart

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of the battle against rebellion

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let's begin

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so here are these i'm going to

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huge

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armada and see if i can build um

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i had to recruit some soldiers

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i need more

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stormtroopers that's all i know

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and can i get some goddamn ships yeah i

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need superstar destroyers star

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destroyers and everything so here's a

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gravity well station that might be

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helpful

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uh last time i just went in with default

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ships

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this time i'm suping up with

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that's this will be nice

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gonna get some more of these guys gonna

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broadside cruisers can i get a superstar

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i think that's critical i need a

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superstar destroyer

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or maybe a research facility

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uh yeah

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we have discovered a traitor in our

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midst

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okay we need to send an emissary to help

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convince others of their wrongdoing

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uh location mon

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calamari if we go there neutralize the

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rebel hero with boba fett he's boba

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fett's busy sorry

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he is uh busy to uh

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he's gathered up with the emperor boba

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fett yeah wait boba fett's with the

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emperor and uh darth vader so

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can't do it

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what i could do

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is send these guys down to tattooing

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just to kind of weaken them up

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and i think i will do that

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and then i'll be able to land on

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tattooing with

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all

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right

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let's see what happens

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because i have a backup force

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with my heavies if this fails which it

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ah boy okay

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let's see what happens here this is not

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gonna be good

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although i got some pretty big

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ships

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let's uh see what they got

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oh they just got a bunch of rocks we're

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good reporting that there is a hostile

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prison surrounding the planet oh yeah to

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any forces that oppose the empire

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just hostile falls was over there

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i should probably destroy him

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it looks like on my mini-map that there

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so

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let's head down here

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oh my lord

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everyone attack

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concentrate all fire

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that's right 98

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nice

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turbo laser battery or

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my tie fighters are kind of busy

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all right you know i'm doing a better

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job

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when i actually have

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star destroyers on my on my side i can

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take out that hanger

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no no we're losing people

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this is kind of

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but we seem to be doing a

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good bit of damage

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and they might wind up retreating which

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is uh best for everybody

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we're trying to avoid conflict at uh any

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and all costs we we don't want debt

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oh no

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we lost uh

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nice okay

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space station destroyed i think they're

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uh

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they're getting out of here yep

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rebellion retreat hyperspace jump so all

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i really needed was

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three star destroyers i uh didn't lose

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my star destroyers i did lose a probably

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a bunch of x-wings

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not bad

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my first major victory

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i lost a broadside cruiser

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which is gonna happen in any space

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battle if you think about it

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great

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let's check in here

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i got uh

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my facilities

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i got some

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ground forces

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actually i probably should move some

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ground forces

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it's actually useful

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and i better leave my my planet totally

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defenseless as well too

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because you you're gonna want that

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construction although they're moving in

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a tattooing oh my god

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oh my god it's a trap

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all right let's do it

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admiral akbar comes straight at

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me

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i wasn't causing a problem

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i wasn't doing anything crazy i was

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minding my own business an admiral rock

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ball comes out of nowhere saying hey i

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there they are

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what's going on i'm scared

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oh my god there's a admiral ackbar

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must not be compromised i know that

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destroy every intruder to our system

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concentrate all fire power on admiral

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akbar

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oh my god

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what is this the engines or the shield

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generator attack the shield generator

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holy

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this is not gonna work out for me

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my god

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akbar is annihilating me look at those

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boost weapon power

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oh and they got luke skywalker's over

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there too

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i ain't playing around like this luke

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oh

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they lost

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two wide wings i lost

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three

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star destroyers

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two

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and i think they went back to naboo is

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that where they're going they're going

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all right

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they got tattooing tatooine again

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i think it's time